069 – The Visit

Rating: 1/10 Two siblings from Philadelphia, 15-year-old Becca and 13-year-old Tyler, prepare for a five-day visit with their grandparents while their divorced mother Loretta goes on a cruise with her boyfriend. Loretta reveals that she has not spoken to her parents in 15 years after marrying her high-school teacher, of whom her parents disapproved. Having…

070 – Poltergeist (2015)

Rating: 1/10 Eric and Amy Bowen are a married couple looking to buy a house for themselves and their three children: 16-year-old daughter Kendra (Saxon Sharbino), 9-year-old son Griffin (Kyle Catlett), and 6-year-old daughter Madison (Kennedi Clements). Eric was recently laid off, but they are shown a house that has recently come on the market…

078 – The Wedding Ringer

Rating: 1/10 Jimmy Callahan provides best man services, through The Best Man Inc., for guys who don’t have the friends necessary for a wedding. Doug Harris, a successful tax attorney, and his fiancée Gretchen Palmer are planning for their wedding day. Doug becomes frantic searching for a best man, and is referred to Jimmy’s company…

079 – Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension

Rating: 1/10 The film opens with a scene from the end of Paranormal Activity 3, set in 1988, where Katie and Kristi watch as Dennis’ spine is crushed by a mysterious force. Grandma Lois takes the girls upstairs while the entity takes the camera with them. A man speaks to the girls about “Tobi” and…

080 – Crimson Peak

Rating: 1/10 In Buffalo, New York, 1887, American heiress Edith Cushing, the young daughter of wealthy businessman Carter Cushing, is visited by her deceased mother’s black, disfigured ghost who warns her, “Beware of Crimson Peak.” In 1901, Edith, a budding author, meets Sir Thomas Sharpe, an English baronet who has come to the United States…

085 – The Danish Girl

Rating: 1/10 In mid-1920s Copenhagen, portrait artist Gerda Wegener asks her husband, popular landscape artist Einar Wegener, to stand in for a female model who is late to come to their flat to pose for a painting she’s working on. The act of posing as a female figure unmasks Einar’s life-long identification as a woman,…

086 – Unfriended

Rating: 1/10 High school student Laura Barns (Heather Sossaman) commits suicide after an anonymous user uploads a video of her passing out and defecating at an unsupervised party, and the video goes viral. One year later, her former childhood best friend Blaire Lily (Shelley Hennig) is chatting with her boyfriend Mitch Roussel (Moses Jacob Storm)…

091 – Krampus

Rating: 1/10 Three days before Christmas, the prosperous but dysfunctional Engel family come together for Christmas. Max remains a firm believer in Santa Claus, and intends on sending a letter to him. Amongst his family are his parents Tom and Sarah; his teenage sister Beth; his aunt Linda and uncle Howard; their children Howie Jr.,…

096 – Sinister 2

Rating: 1/10 Sinister 2 is a 2015 American supernatural horror film directed by Ciaran Foy and written by Scott Derrickson and C. Robert Cargill. It is a sequel to the 2012 film Sinister and it stars James Ransone, reprising his role from the original film, and Shannyn Sossamon as a mother whose sons are tormented…

099 – The Night Before

Rating: 1/10 In December 2001, Ethan Miller (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) loses both of his parents in a car accident. His best friends, Isaac Greenberg (Seth Rogen) and Chris Roberts (Anthony Mackie) resolve to spend every Christmas Eve with Ethan. One year, the friends learn of the Nutcracker Ball, a tremendous, invite-only Christmas Eve party. Unable to…

017 – The LEGO Movie

Rating: 1/10 In the Lego universe, populated by anthropomorphic minifigures, the evil Lord Business finds a super-weapon called the “Kragle”. The wizard Vitruvius attempts to stop him, but is blinded by Business’s robots. Before Business leaves with the weapon, Vitruvius prophesies that someone called “The Special” will find the “Piece of Resistance”, a brick capable…

032 – Annabelle

Rating: 1/10 In 1967 in Santa Monica, CA, John Form, a doctor, presents his expectant wife Mia with a rare vintage porcelain doll as a gift for their first child to be placed in a collection of dolls in their daughter’s nursery. That night, the couple is disturbed by the sounds of their next door…